And the winner is …

ACP Internist Weekly has tallied the voting from its latest cartoon contest, where readers are invited to match wits against their peers to provide the most original and amusing caption.

“You just need to relax, unwind, and quit seeing that Cairo-practor.”

This issue's winning cartoon caption was submitted by Stephen L. Hansen, MD, FACP. Thanks to all who voted! The winning entry captured 47.5% of the votes.

The runners-up were:

“But doc, you don't understand—it was a really rare Pokémon.”

“I really wish you had mentioned your bandage tape allergy earlier.”